If you see a fine ass looking person, sitting there all alone, here's what the fuck you do.
If there are any rocks near you, you grab them (obviously) and fucking yeet it at their skull. (a/n i do [not] condone violence). Next thing you know, there's gon be bitches all over you.
BUT don't just hit them. Fuck yo bitchass think this is? You ain't ever gon get laid like that. Watchu gotta do, is give them a concussion, (a/n i dunno how to fucking spell it, k? 😒) maybe possible memory loss, so you can take care of them like yo daddy never did.
They gon have to rely their whole gotdamn life on you, so you gotta make sure that them cheating isn't even a occuring thought.
But if you wanna cheat, be discreet about it, dumbazz. You don't wanna get caught, now do you?
a/n no need to thank me
