The Adventures of Bob the Cat

Bob's Resurection

Thank you, peoples. So, I am going to try to follow the resurrection of Christ, but I should warn you, I don't pay any attention in mad or religion or chapel and I never payed attention in Sunday school either, so feel free to correct me. In a comment. (Translated: leave a comment. It doesn't even have to have anything to do with this. Tell me about your cat, Mittens. You can just write turtles and leave, for all I care. Just please comment!!)

And on the 3rd of Bob's death, 3 lady cats came to look at his rotting corpse in his cat grave. But Bob wasn't there. They ran back inside Ham's house screaming that grave robbers had stolen his body and insisted on inspecting every cat's room for the body. At dinner that night, Bob rose up before them and said, "Do not be afraid, for I, the Bob, have been returned to this world from the banks of *insert place where Jesus was before ascending into heaven and add cat into it because I forgot* now bow down before me, puny mortals!" (I know Jesus didn't say this, but it still sounds really cool.)