LE DING LE DONG

ei as a pizza deliverer is a legend /j

the purple imposter was like um doing some weird things with string gummy................... WAIT A MINUTE WHY IS STRING GUMMY COOKIE MENTIONED?? oh yeaa this is an inside joke... eh whatever

then some random ding dongs came from the unknown house door

"HELLO?? CHEESE PIZZA WITH LESS TOMATO SAUCE??"

then string gummy cookie like fell down from the house roof (oyasumi oyasumi) and then like snatched the pizza 

"sir. you fucking fell down from the fucking roof. are you okay."

"i am okay. yes. it's just a little crack. nothing is gonna-"

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE THE PIZZA WORKER TURNS OUT TO BE FREAKING EI??

"...you are the enemy of eternity. i challenge you to a duel before the thr-"

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE AN ARMY OF SIMPS CROWD EI??

and then like he takes the pizza and sticks his tongue out

"."

and then ei disappears

"daddy what were you doing upstairs before miss purple lady came?"

"...kid its nothing uh yea uhh"

"but why did i hear you screaming??"

"what the f-"