I'm Back Bitches!

Chapter 14 - The One Piece, Of The Demon Sword, Is Real

"Alright what the fuck is happening?" He asked.

Lucy looked up at him. She seemed rather cheerful today.

"Simple. Father asked to meet you."
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"Ha... Hahahaha, yeah. Lucy you're gonna need to run that by me again. You want me to meet your DAD!?"

Lucy seemed unfazed.

"Yes. He wishes to meet you." She repeated.

"Your dad, Satan himself, the King of all that is evil... wants to meet me?" He asked, now very scared.

"He does. Now let's go."

Lucy grabbed his arm.

"Wai-"

Lucy snapped her fingers and the two were gone.

The others all looked at each other.

"So who wants to bet he dies?" Zdrada asked.
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Lucy and Taker arrived wherever in hell she teleported them.

"... Fine. So where does he live?"

Lucy turned and pointed down a path.

Down that path stood a rather large building.

Taker sighed.

"Zold, prepare to die."

"Already on it."

They walked down the path towards the place and after a few minutes were standing outside of the building. Over the door was a sign that read "Hail To The King."

".... Is that a Duke Nukem quote?"

Lucy stepped forward and knocked on the door. After a minute it opened and they were met with a tall man who towered over them both.

"What do ya- Huh? Well if it isn't my little girl!"

He suddenly stepped out and picked Lucy up in a hug.

"How have ya been?"

"I'm good, father. And I brought Taker with me as well."

Taker waved.

"Hi."

"Ah there he is! Glad to meet ya boy! Just wanna say, I'm a real fan of your work."

Taker was confused.

"... My... My work?"

"Yeah. You know, how you butcher those fuckin crows and shit."

Lucy stood next to her dad.

"You already know, but this is my father, Satan." She said.

Taker looked up at him, then to her.

"Uh... Ok... Sorry I just wasn't expecting Satan to be a fan of something I do. I mean who cares about them anyway? They were attacking me so I said "fuck it" and returned the favour. Not my fault they couldn't handle it." Taker said with a shrug.

"Ah who gives a shit. If you didn't kill'em, their boss would have done it." Satan told him. "Come on in you two."

Lucy dragged him inside and the door closed behind them. Now he just needed to survive.
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A few hours later.

The other Demon Girls were all in the living room sitting down and doing nothing like usual.

"Ok. For the first time in what feels like years, the house is in a stable condition when it comes to money." Monica said as she sat down, done with work for today.