Parody of "dear Future husband" by MEGHAN TRAINOR
Dear future enemy,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My arch nemesis all my life
(Ohhhhh)
I'll fight you on the stage
You deserve it, hey
And don't forget the insults every single weekday
'Cause if you wanna fight
You will get in some strife
Begging on your knees
For me to stop fighting you-please
You got a competitive life
But, stupid, so do I
So I'll be throwing at you face, some cream pies
I'll never be a sook
The death glare is a nasty look
So you are scared of me
You-you are scared of me (hey)
You stink so much, you ain't no lady
And you are slightly crazy
You are just asking for a fight
Dear future enemy ,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My arch nemesis all my life
Dear future enemy,
If you wanna get that special hatin'
Tell That you're pathetic each and every time
After every fight
If i was wrong, alright
And maybe then I'll let you punch me in the face each time
Even if I was wrong
[Grin] You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?
You stink so much, you ain't no lady
And you are slightly crazy
You are just asking for a fight
Dear future enemy,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My arch nemesis all my life (hey, stupid)
Dear future enemy,
You're scared, you see
You will be lonely
And know they'd all think you're stupid all the time
Push you off a cliff, you hit your head
Open doors the dangerous door and you might get killed
You have a useless mind
You are a stupid guy
You really stink
You-you really stink,
You stink so much, you ain't lady
And you are slightly crazy
You are just asking for a fight
Dear future enemy,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My arch nemesis all my life
Dear future enemy,
If you wanna get that special hatin
Tell me that you're pathetic each and every time
(That's right!)
Oh whoah
Future enemy you just wanna fight!
Take no offence
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