Koku's and Naki's job

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In Muzan's office

Muzan:............

Kokushibo and Nakime:..........

Muzan:YOU 2 SKIPPED WORK 10 TIMES!!!!!

Kokushibo:...Listen,we are really sorry Sir-

Muzan:SHUT UP.WHAT HAVE YOU 2 BEEN DOING.MAKING OUT????

Nakime:Uhh..No-

Kokushibo:*sigh*I wish.

Muzan:....HUH?

Nakime:.......

Kokushibo:I'm joking.

Nakime:..Right.

Muzan:......What the fu-...Anyways DO YALL KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE UBUYASHIKI FAMILY.WE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR MORE THEN 5 YEARS!!!!

Kokushibo:*sigh*Ubuyashiki Kagaya age 23,Wife named Amane Ubuyahsiki age 27,4 daughters Nishika,Hinaki,Kanata,Kuina,and a son Kiriya ubuyahsiki....Thats all we know

Muzan:WELL WE NEED MORE INFO!!!

Nakime:.......*sigh*All i know is that Amane is a bitch.

Muzan:So are you😒

Kokushibo:...🙂💢💢....

Nakime:...*grabs a hammer*

Muzan:......Okay okay chill woman.Anyways i want you 2 to go spy on them and get more information.Like.Where they live.

Kokushibo:...Thats all?

Muzan:..Also bring your little gremlin next time.

Kokushibo:...T_T...Kaigaku is a wonderfull kid leave him out of this.

Muzan:HE IS ONE OF MY SPIES!

Kokushibo:He is dealing with school so shut the fuck up you annoying Michael Jackson rip off.Tbh you should be dead instead of the real Michael Jackson

Muzan:...💢💢💢💢..

Kokushibo:..T_T.

Muzan:Also i have a question for you.

Kokushibo:What.

Muzan:Didn't you say you have 2 bedrooms.One is for Kaigaku...Do you and Nakime shareಠ_ಠ

Kokushibo:....well-..Sometimeees but..mostly she kicks me out when i piss her off.Or forces me to sleep on the floor or else i will feel her Ex-husbands pain

Nakime:☺🔨

Muzan:...Your pathetic.

Kokushibo:Oh i'm pathetic!?!?Bitch you sleep with toys

Muzan:No i don't.

Nakime:We literally broke into your house and saw you.

Muzan:WHY DID YOU EVEN BREAK IN💢💢💢

Kokushibo:..Money.

Muzan:Ughhh💢💢💢

Kokushibo:...We need money tho you rarely pay us🙄

Muzan:I WILL PAY YOU IF YOU START DOING YOUR JOB CORRECTLY!!!

Nakime:...T_T......

Kokushibo:...Soo...do you want your credit card back??

Muzan:OFCOURSE I WANT IT BACK!!

Kokushibo:..*whisper*We didn't spend the whole thing-right

Nakime:I have no idea-

Kokushibo:*gives muzan his credit card back*

Muzan:What did you 2 buy with my credit card💢💢💢

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