Incorrect Quotes But Their All Made By A Generator (DSMP)

The four muffintiers

Yay more!

Bad: Yesterday, I watched Dream try to eat a decorative rock from George's potted plant. Sapnap caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Dream started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.

George: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Sapnap: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Dream: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Bad: I handle our accounting.

Bad: We call that a traumatic experience.
Bad, turning to Sapnap: Not a "bruh moment".
Bad, turning to Dream: Not "sadge".
Bad, turning to George: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

George: You guys worried about Dream?
Bad: Totally!
Sapnap: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
George: And what'd you say?
Sapnap: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Bad:
George: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

Sapnap: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
George: Weight loss? Drink water.
Bad: Clear skin? Drink water.
Dream: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them

Dream: Die.
Sapnap: Please don't die!
Dream: DIE!
Sapnap: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
George, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Bad, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Sapnap wants Dream to accept it as their kid.

Sapnap: *falls down the stairs*
Bad: Are you okay?
George: Stop falling down the stairs!
Dream: How'd the ground taste?

George: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Dream: Not if they consent to it.
Sapnap: Depends on who your stabbing.
Bad: YES??!!?

This is all for today (I know I like never update this but that's because I am writing actual famfics-)