Y/N: "You don't have to-"
Moxxie: "If you feel any pain, I have some medication that might-"
Y/N: "Okay. Stop it. I'm fine. You don't need to worry, it's not that bad. Promise."
Loona: "Sorry...just don't want you collapsing or something."
Millie: "........"
Loona: "What?"
Moxxie: "Did you just apologize...?Like...sincerely apologize?"
Loona: "That's not-"
Y/N does an overdramtic gasp and turns to Loona with fake tears in his eyes.
Y/N: "Do you CARE about me?!"
Loona: "No! It'd be too much effort to push your body out the door! It's not like that!"
Millie: "Gettin defensive~?"
*Exaggerated Gasp*
Y/N: "You are! You're starting to like me!"
Loona: "No, why would I like you??"
Y/N starts dramatically crying and wiping his eyes, imitating a Valley Girl voice.
Y/N: "This is literally the happiest day of my life! I'm like, totally gonna post this on my page!"
Loona: "Oh god, please stop."
Y/N: "O-M-G! I'm so happy I could like, totally sing right now!"
Loona: "Please fucking kill me."
Y/N: "Okay, I'm done. That voice is annoying."
Moxxie: "Then...why did you do it?"
Y/N: "Wanted to see if I could. And it annoys Loona, so that's always a plus...I'm bored now."
Loona: "Then go do something. Anything, just do it away from me."
Y/N: "Nah, I'm just gonna sleep."
Loona: "On the couch?"
Y/N: "Yeap."
Loona: "The one you bled on earlier?
Y/N: "Yeap, what's the issue here?"
Loona: "....Nothing. Go ahead."
________________________________Blitzø is sitting in his office...."Playing" with two horribly made figurines of M&M.
Stick Millie: "Oh Blitzø! You're such a good boss!"
Stick Moxxie: "Yeah! I really want you, sir!"
Stick Millie: "Me too!"
Blitzø: "Let's threewaaaay-"
Right as Blitzø was about to continue one of his....disturbing past times, he was rudely interrupted when his phone started ringing.
Blitzø: "WHAT?!"
Stolas: "Why hello, my big ****** Blitzy."
Blitzø spit out his coffee in shock before shouting back at Stolas, hearing a feint voice on the other side of the phone that sounded like it said the same thing.
Blitzø: "What the fuck, Stolas?!"
Stolas: "Language, Everyone! I have a special request-"
Blitzø: "Ugh, well, I just got a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass!"
Stolas: "It's for my daughter."
Blitzø: "Ah. Well, just make sure she washes it-"
Stolas: "No! No, no-no-no, I'm taking my daughter to Loo-Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!"
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Helluva Bodyguard! (Male Hellhound Reader X Helluva Boss)
RomanceWelcome to my second story! This one's gonna be a little different (Testing different tones of writing) so tell me how it goes! Imagine a lonely, "slightly" depressed, alcoholic Hellhound with an abusive past and gift for fighting and magic comes a...
LOO-LOO LAAAAAAAND!
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