David (to his newborn son):I didn't realise babies came with hats. You guys crack me up. You don't have a job, can't walk, or speak the language. You don't have a dollar in your pocket, but you got yourself a hat, so everything's fine.
David (to his newborn son): I don't want to alarm you or anything, but I'm dad.
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