Grumpy: Hey James!
Snow:... Did he just call you James?
David: Yeah, he thinks that's my name.
Snow: Well why didn't you correct him?
David: Oh it's gone on way too long now. The first time he said it was just in passing so I didn't say anything; and the next time he said "hey James, want a donut?" and, well, I wanted a donut.
Snow:...
David: And now it's five years later, the donut's gone, and I'm still James.
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