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Life is short- smile while you still have teeth.

After Tuesday even the calender goes WTF.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit.

For all the men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are.

That which doesn't kill you... may put you in the hospital.

That awkward moment when you say something sarcastic and the person believes you.

Seeing a spider isn't a problem, it becomes a problem when the spider disappears.

Time is precious... Waste it wisely.

*3 AM phone call* "are you sleeping?" "no I'm skydiving"

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