Randomness

Note

I didnt come up with any of these so I give the credit to who did. I dont care if you copy them because they arent mine. I am sorry if you are affened by anything in this they are supposed to be funny.  Enjoy and keep reading. =)

I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.

We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.

Im going to take a hot shower, its like a normal shower but with me in it.

Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

Best friends- the people who know how wierd you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When i asked if my day could get any worse it was a retorical question not a challenge.

Dont argue with an idiot he will drag you down to his leval and beat you with experiance.

Hope you like it and comment and vote!!!! ;)