Dare #38

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Sashaweeb0:

IF ANYONE SEES THEIR NAME ON THIS CHAPTER, IT IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL!

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The single pringles: Boulder, High Tide, Chief, Bulkhead, Wheeljack, Arcee,  Miko, Raf, Strongarm, Sideswipe, Hoist, Whirl, Wes (I'm pretty sure there are others)

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Me: You guys are going on dating apps!

High Tide: No. I'm not betraying Beacon.

Chief: I'm too old to be dating around.

Arcee: But.... Cliff.....

Me: Alrighty then! Chief, Arcee and High Tide get a pass! Everyone else, get your phones and datapads out!

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Bulkhead: I give up!

Boulder: Same with Bulkhead.

Wheeljack: I can't find any good femmes! I give up too.

Miko: Ooh!! I have a date with this really hot chick! Her name is Stephanie!

Raf: I have a date with someone named Jamal. He's African American but he knows Spanish. That's enough for my mom.

Strongarm: Ah! This is useless! C'mon Sideswipe! We're going on patrol.

Sideswipe: Right behind ya!

Whirl: Hey Hoist! How 'bout we date each other! *blushes*

Hoist: *blushes* Oh! Um- sure?

Whirl: Yay!

Wes: My asexual ass found someone who doesn't like have sex. His name's Christopher.

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Me: So you're tellin' me, that only the humans found people on the dating app?

Smokescreen: Pretty much, yeah.

Me: Aiyo! This was useless. At least the humans found dates and Whirl and Hoist are going out.

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