IF ANYONE SEES THEIR NAME ON THIS CHAPTER, IT IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL!
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The single pringles: Boulder, High Tide, Chief, Bulkhead, Wheeljack, Arcee, Miko, Raf, Strongarm, Sideswipe, Hoist, Whirl, Wes (I'm pretty sure there are others)
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Me: You guys are going on dating apps!
High Tide: No. I'm not betraying Beacon.
Chief: I'm too old to be dating around.
Arcee: But.... Cliff.....
Me: Alrighty then! Chief, Arcee and High Tide get a pass! Everyone else, get your phones and datapads out!
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Bulkhead: I give up!
Boulder: Same with Bulkhead.
Wheeljack: I can't find any good femmes! I give up too.
Miko: Ooh!! I have a date with this really hot chick! Her name is Stephanie!
Raf: I have a date with someone named Jamal. He's African American but he knows Spanish. That's enough for my mom.
Strongarm: Ah! This is useless! C'mon Sideswipe! We're going on patrol.
Sideswipe: Right behind ya!
Whirl: Hey Hoist! How 'bout we date each other! *blushes*
Hoist: *blushes* Oh! Um- sure?
Whirl: Yay!
Wes: My asexual ass found someone who doesn't like have sex. His name's Christopher.
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Me: So you're tellin' me, that only the humans found people on the dating app?
Smokescreen: Pretty much, yeah.
Me: Aiyo! This was useless. At least the humans found dates and Whirl and Hoist are going out.
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Transformers Random + Ask or Dare!
FanfictionI've been meaning to make something like this for a while. It's a random plus and 'Ask or Dare' because I don't wanna make two separate books for this. Please, if you wanna dare something, don't make it inappropriate. BOOK 2 OUT NOW!
