yeosang
????

me
it's just not the vibes
rn

me
but still i've enjoyed my
time and i've never slept
better in my life

me
but i think i'm ready to
move back

me
it's been two weeks i
think i've overstayed my
welcome

seonghwa
you definitely haven't bub

hongjoong
yeah you realise we don't
mind having you live with
us

jongho
it's like you're not even
there most of the time

me
yeah but i miss cho

me
literally had the poor dog
for like a month and
BOOM your new mother
is gone just like your
birth mum isn't that fun

me
#justiceforcho

mingi
i mean it is your decision
so if you think you're
ready then off you go

me
later bitches

wooyoung
WAIT YOURE LEAVING
NOW

wooyoung
WE ARENT EVEN HOME
TO WISH YOU FAREWELL

me
chill i'm not moving
overseas i'm literally
moving a couple of
streets away

seonghwa
you realise our buildings
are not a couple of
streets apart they're in
like entirely different
areas

me
wait fr ?? i thought we
were like neighbours

yunho
???? it's a 45 minute
drive from us to you

yunho
regardless of traffic

me
WAIT FOR SERIOUS
????

me
NO BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY
THOUGHT WE LIVED
SUPER CLOSE TO EACH
OTHER WTF

san
no we don't live anywhere
near you

me
then you're drugging me
every time we drive from
my place to yours because
it's five minutes

mingi
how could i forget yuna
has no sense of time

yunho
nor can the dumbass
read a clock

me
I CAN READ A CLOCK

yunho
WALKING UP TO IT AND
COUNTING EVERY
INDIVIDUAL MINUTE LINE
FROM 12 DOESNT MEAN
YOU CAN READ A CLOCK

yunho
BESIDES IT TAKES YOU
A WHOLE MINUTE TO
DO IT

me
LEAVE ME ALONE IT
ISNT MY FAULT

me
i can't count things that
all look the same in
clusters is that so wrong
of me

yeosang
nah i feel that bro

me
thanks bro

me
YOURE MY CANDY
CANDY POP POP
KIMI NO

me
wow what a tune

yunho
omg i'm taking you
back to the bin we
found you in

me
rUde

wooyoung
fax don't talk to bestie
like that

jongho
ugh the disrespect

mingi
couldn't be me

me
bro

me
grass makes me so
itchy

seonghwa
so what does everyone
want for dinner tonight

me
oh i'll still be there for
dinner dw

me
i'll cook don't stress
babe

seonghwa
don't ever call me babe
again

me
lmao my b

me
OH SHIZNITS

me
THERES A HUGE ASS
FUCKING SPIDER AND
I THINK ITS TRYNA
FIGHT ME BUT IDK

me
ITS GOT ITS FISTS UP
IT DEFS WANTS TO
FIGHT ME

me
IDK HOW TO FIGHT
SPIDERS CAN I STEP
ON IT OR IS THAT
UNFAIR

mingi
all i'm saying is it has
eight arms you have two

me
fax if i make no stomping
a rule he has an unfair
advantage and he's def
going to use that to take me
down

san
FUCK THAT BITCH UP
YUNA

jongho
YEAH STEP ON ITS HEAD

mingi
YUNA YUNA YUNA
YUNA YUNA YUNA

wooyoung
SLAY THE DAY AWAY
BESTIE

yeosang
KNOCK HIM DEAD

me
GUYS I WON HES DEAD

me
OMG IT TWITCHED

seonghwa
there'd better not be
spider guts on my
freshly cleaned floors

me
nope the evidence is
gone

me
OMG WHAT IF ITS
LITTLE SPIDER HOMIES
SAW ME AND NOW
THEYRE PLANNING TO
COME FOR REVENGE

jongho
YOUVE BROUGHT A
PLAGUE ON OUR HOUSE

yeosang
is that shakespeare ??

jongho
i think so

me
did you know if you
double any whole
number you'll get an
even number

me
have you ever thought
of that

yunho
you can't do maths and
you hate maths why are
you thinking about maths

me
idk man

me
but like 35 + 35 is
70 which is 35

me
83 + 83 is 166

me
numbers are just crazy
man

wooyoung
what about .5 + .5 that's
1 that's not an even number

wooyoung
or 1.5 + 1.5

san
2.5 + 2.5

me
they're not whole numbers
idiots they're decimals

me
thought you could cheat
me at my own game

me
silly silly boys

me
SO IMMA CALL MY
FRIEND UP TAKE OFF
MY MAKEUP IMMA
SLEEP GOOD TONIGHT
OKAY

me
I WANNA WANNA WANNA
TAKE IT TO THE BASICS

yunho
i wanna wanna wanna
punch you

me
try me bitch

yeosang
*sigh* i love the dynamics
it's amazing

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