Steven: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Y/N: That's great, Steven. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Pearl: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Y/N: I wrote you a poem.
Pearl, already crying: You did?
Y/N: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Steven : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Y/N: That one. I want that one.
Spinel: I love you.
Y/N , not paying attention: What was that?
Spinel: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Y/N: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Amethyst : Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: You mean ring bearER, right?
Amethyst : ...
Y/N: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Y/N : I think I'm falling for you.
Garnet : Then get up.
Amethyst : Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Y/N: Aww-
Amethyst : With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Steven : You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Steven : I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder Jasper?
Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Steven : Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Spinel : We're getting married, bitches!
Y/N: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
Pearl : Wow, Y/N, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Y/N: We literally slept together yesterday.
Pearl : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Y/N, sweating: Connie , there's something I need to ask you-
Connie : Finally! You're proposing!
Y/N: How'd you know?
Connie : Y/N, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Connie : I even picked it up once.
Y/N: Hey, Ruby ? Can I get some dating advice?
Ruby : Just because I'm with Sapphire doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Pearl: I put the pun in punishment.
Steven: I put the top in unstoppable.
Y/N: I put the cute in execute.
Garnet: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Connie: I put the ass in class.
Amethyst: I put the D in Pearl.
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My One And Only ⭐ || Steven Universe x Reader Oneshots and Headcannons
Romance"Thank you, (Y/N) for being with me no matter how crazy things get.. I love you more than you could ever know." the curly haired male whispered to his sleeping lover, (Y/N) (L/N).
