oml im sorry if you guys got offended by that <3 naima is mad at me for posting it but I FOUND IT PRETTY HILARIOUS AND SO U GUISE DONT FEEL BAD ILL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT AMERIANS AND IM AMERICAN SO ITS OKAI.
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
What do you call it when a white girl dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
How many white guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. White guys will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass.
(DONT WORRY GUISE IM AS WHITE AS A GHOST DONT HATE ME)
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//Stories of Faith\\
Randomthis is where faith writes her story's about being a DERP. Even tho it's mostly me who writes in it oops
