literal oddball dabbles

○HENRY DANGER○

(when hen was shot with the dream beam, captain man had to carry the kid, so here are some instances where ray had to carry his kid sidekick.)

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after being shot by dr. minyak's dream beam, henry fell to the floor. it was an honest mistake, ray miscalculated a move and now he was paying for it in the form of his kid sidekick.

"you'll pay for that minyak!"

captain defeated dr. minyak and his assistant, leaving them both tied up for the cops to find. he needed to get henry back to the man cave.

captain man picked the kid up delicately and set him on his hip. he found an exit and ran for it, he had to act fast or henry would be stuck in a dream state forever.

he put the kid danger down in the man van, and buckled him in. he made sure to shut the door carefully, as to not hurt henry.

he rushed to his own side, he wouldn't say it out loud but he was panicking. how the hell would he explain to the kid's parents if he didn't wake up?

'your kid is my secret sidekick, and he got shot with a dream beam and now he's gonna sleep forever, sorry.'

absolutely not, not if he ever wanted a chance with his mom.

captain man did his best to focus on the road, stopping at a red. he looked over at kid danger.

"hold on, kid. i'm gonna get you out of there."

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after a late night call, and henry staying up the previous night to study for a test he was exhausted.

but, the peppy 13 year old kept his head up, and fought well, and he couldn't forget,

'crime doesn't sleep.'

or, at least that's what ray keeps telling him. yet, this is one of the first late night calls within a month of henry working for ray, and being his sidekick.

finally, after what seemed like hours the criminals were tied up and left for the police to find. captain man made sure the binds were tight enough.

he found kid danger, leaned against the wall, his head drooped and eyes closed.

"kid? kid danger?"

henry shot awake, nearly jumping out of his skin.

"c-captain man?"

"c'mon kid, i've got the criminals tied up they're not going anywhere. let's get you back to the man cave."

kid danger walked beside captain man, leaning onto him for support.

once buckled in the man van, henry was leaning onto the door, falling asleep as ray drove back to junk n' stuff.

ray stopped at a stop sign, somewhere down a main street. he glanced over at henry, small snores came from him.

he continues the drive silent, to keep from waking him up.

finally, ray pulls into the secret garage and parks. he grabs the kid out, as gently as possible.

henry woke up a little,

"hmm...wuh?"

"easy, hen. go back to sleep."

henry leaned into ray, easily falling back asleep.

ray carried the kid down to the man cave, thankfully with ray's years of practice he was stable and upright through the whole ride of the elevator.

he walked out, and set henry down on the couch. he couldn't help but watch the kid for a moment, as he curled up into himself and went back to sleep.

times like these, ray wished he settled down, found a woman, had a family. he could be a father, and he could experience moments like this, but right now he can't think about that. he's a superhero, not a dad.

ray found a blanket and covered the kid, letting him sleep for the night. thankfully in the morning all he had to do was blow a bubble and he'd be out of the suit.

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-henry broke a leg on the job.

drex twisted the poor kid's leg and didn't stop until it snapped. drex laughed satisfied with the horrific sound of the break. hen screamed for dear life, holding onto his now broken leg.

"kid, just lay still i'll end this."

henry wasn't one to cry, but this was the first time he'd broken a bone. it hurt, more than he thought it would.

captain man got back up, he did his superhero duty after a long and dirty battle he managed to take drex down. the nemesis they'd been fighting for ages now.

he was unconscious on the floor, hogtied by captain man to keep him from moving.

"breathe, kid. we're gonna get you fixed up in the man cave. do you need something to bite down on?"

kid danger nodded, he could barely think with the pain.

"bite my hand for the moment while i call schwoz, i don't have a rag."

the kid fought himself to talk,

"can you- take you...glove off? don't know where your hand has been."

he did what the kid asked, ripping the glove off and giving him the supple skin to bite down on.

henry bit as hard as he could, and after a moment ray felt nothing, so he continued to call schwoz.

"schwoz, kid's hurt. drex broke his leg, twisted it until it snapped. i need you to have a stretcher ready when i get back."

ray found a clean cloth, and gave it to henry, taking his hand back so he could lift the poor boy.

ray put his hands under the younger male, one below the folds of his knees and one closer to the middle of his back.

"easy does it, kid. you're gonna be okay. don't pass out on me."

henry writhed in the man's hands, he was hurting something furious.

ray got the kid to the man van, set him down the most comfortably he could and helped hen adjust as needed. this was about comfort, not safety.

it was indescribable how guilty ray felt, poor hen got his leg broken all because he took that oath, because he offered his services to a crime fighting superhero.

ray didn't mean to speed, but he needed to get henry fixed up.

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yea, these were modified to fit how i wanted them to be written. so, if they're not accurate i don't care lol.