Me: Damn. I've been on this planet for-
Bun(cousin sis, age 10): Place 💀🔪
Me: Yeah, place. *coughs* So I've been here for about 5 days now and I still haven't eaten momos/dumplings that I wanted to since last year. Do they still sell it here? 😭😭😭
Bun: Nope
Me: FML😖😩😑😑
Bun: But we can go out and search for it, right?
Me: Sure thing! 🤓🤓🤓✨✨✨
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THE NEXT SCENE:
My maternal uncle, Bun and Me: *on a scooter, recreating the Golmaal motorcycle scene*
Background music: ♪ DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM ♪
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Uncle: *stops the vehicle* how about this shop?
Bun: Is it a hotel? 👁️👄👁️
Me: Is it a restaurant? 👁️👄👁️
Uncle: It's literally a dhaba 💀
Us: Then it's a NO 💀
Uncle: Fine.
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*A Dhoom machale Dhoom machale Dhoom machale Dhoom later....* 💀💀💀
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Uncle to a random shopkeeper: *still on the scooter* Do you sell dumplings?
Shopkeeper: Yes!
Us: 💀💀💀
Me: Hey wait, this place is literally so close to where Aunt Turmeric lives! 😃😃😃
Uncle: She's MY aunt, not yours!
Bun: So possessive, dad, eww 😔👍
Uncle: *coughs* how about you guys go and visit them? I'll take care of the dumplings here until they're ready 😅😅😅
Me: Yeah, make sure that they don't pour poison in there 💀👍🏻✨
Bun: And even if they do, tell them not to put in spice at all. Poison is okay but spice is NOT.
Me: 💀💀💀
Uncle: Poison is okay but spice is NOT?
Bun: Yeah, you got it right, Mister 💀
*SMACKS!*
Bun: *with a potato on her head* *walks*
Me: *walks ahead*
Us: *peeks inside Aunt Turmeric's house through the open door* (Their door remains open for 24/7 I guess XD)
Meat(the wife of Uncle Raw who eloped to get married; they are known as Raw Meat now, lmao): *stares*
*SCREAMS*
Us: *runs away*
Aunt Turmeric(my grandma's sister) & Priya Gold Marie(her daughter, hence my mom's cousin and my aunt): *investigates*
Us: *appears in front of them*
Turmeric: *rejoices* OMG!!! JILL(my nickname)!!! *completely ignoring poor Bun at the door* How are you dear?? 😍😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Me: I'm goo-
Bun: *begs at their feet*
Me: ???💀
Bun: Taking blessings 😇😇😇
Me: Oh! *takes blessings too*
🤓 INNER ME: Though idk how much blessing I received, I thought they are kanjoos (selfish) 💀
Mimi(Priya Gold Marie's daughter; my cousin sis, age 16, 5-6 month younger than me): Woahhhhhh JILL YOU'VE GOTTEN SO BIG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Mind your words, you mean, FAT?💀
Mimi: Won't you take my blessings too? 😊✨💕
Me: *goes to grab her leg*
Her: *freaks out*
The eloped Wife of Raw, Meat: And what about mine? 😇😇😇
Me: *slowly approaches her with hands forward*
Her: *freaks out as well*
Her husband, Raw: *walks to the other room*
Me: How are you?😊
Him: Fine
Me: 💀☕
Turmeric: Jill look, I made Taaler naru for you 😊☺️☺️
Me: *looks with disgust* *chews slowly* but..... it's Taaler BORA(pakoda) NOT NARU 💀 isn't it?
Turmeric, Priya Gold Marie with 69 others: *cracks up*
Me: ..... 💀?????
Even Bun: *laughs her lungs, kidney, liver out*
Me: I didn't know I had the potential to become a comedian someday 💀💀💀💀
🌻🍰 AUTHOR'S NOTE:
For those of you, who don't know, this is called TAAL ER BORA(the pakoda made of Taal) which is hella tasty 😭:
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And this Naru, made especially on Laxmi puja, my most favorite 😭:
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