Well This Is Odd {Invader Zim x Irken Reader}

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After a while, we escaped the asteroids. And only a few asteroids had success in hitting me. I weakly walked back to the front of the Voot Runner and tapped on the window signaling (Y/N) to let me in. The window opened and I fell in, head first. "Gah!" I yelled in pain. I then flipped myself over, and sat in the seat right. (Y/N) looked at me and noticed my condition and gave me a weak smile. I pressed the button on the neck brace and the bubble that was protecting my head- not very well, I might add. I then took off the brace and checked out my injuries in the mirror on my left. I had a bit of bruises and cuts on my face. And my clothes were a bit torn. Just on the sleeves. And cuts were on my arms where the sleeves have been torn. I had a cut on my lip. I licked the blood (don't ask why because I don't know why) off of my lip. Then I saw my injuries get better In the mirror.

I shrugged and turned to the controls. I then put in the coordinates for the planet Belch.

PROCESSING...

COORDINATES NOT FOUND

(Y/N) P.O.V.

I got really agitated and punched the mirror to my right. The mirror shattered and I screeched in pain. 'It's ok (Y/N). My Tallests probably just got the wrong coordinates by accident. Yeah.' "Computer, call the Tallests." Mikku looked at me with worry. I should be looking at her with worry. She licked blood off of her lip!

CALLING THE TALLESTS...

I sighed and leaned back into my chair. I rubbed my temples and squeezed my eyes shut. Then I heard my Tallests ask "Yes (Y/N and Mikku? Did you guys conquer Belch already?" I instantly sat up and saluted to my Tallests. And so did Mikku it seems because I heard a few pained groans from her. "Not quite yet my Tallests... I was just wondering... did you give us the right coordinates to the planet Belch?" They looked at each other then looked back at us. "Those weren't the right coordinates?" "No my Tallests. I don't believe so." They looked back at each other then my Tallest Purple said "Give me a minute. I'll check."

After a minute, he came back with a tablet checking. "Ah! Here we go! The coordinates are not what we sent you. Sorry! But we are sending you the coordinates now." I saluted and so did Mikku because I heard her painted groans again. She said "Thank you my Tallests." Then, we got the information. Mikku put the information in and before she pressed the "go" button, her and I saluted to our Tallests. I said "Invader (Y/N)-" Mikku interrupted me and said "And invader Mikku-" "-Signing off." I finished. Then we ended the call and Mikku pressed "go."

STARTING ROUTE TO PLANET EARTH

"Wait what-" Mikku asked but almost instantly the ship got put into hyperdrive and zoomed through space. We got squished up against our chairs and we couldn't get up until the ride was over. Then, we saw our ship get caught on fire. But we couldn't do anything about it, because we were still forced up against our chairs. Then, instantly after the ship caught fire, we smacked the ground. We got jerked from our chairs and Mikku smacked the window. I was holding onto my chair, so I didn't smack the window. Then, the ship came to a stop. Mikku groaned in pain and slipped off of the window.

The window opened and I climbed out. Mikku got up, and went to the back, getting the SIR units. When she was trying to get out, she slid and hit the ground, head first. "Gah!" She yelled, sitting up, rubbing her recent injuries. I ran up to her and took the SIR units. I turned them on, and they stood up instantly. My SIR unit turned around and said "(SU/N) reporting for duty!" And Mikku's ran to her and said "Miu reporting for duty!" She shouted an order at the SIR unit. And it helped her up, and jumped into the ship to retrieve something.

I looked at my surroundings. I saw green everywhere. I turned to (SU/N) and said "(SU/N), what is all this, green?" They looked around and then turned to me and said "The green is what the species on this planet call 'trees.'" I nodded and looked down. More green. "And what am I standing on right now?" They looked at the ground, then looked back at me. "The species here call this 'grass.'" I stuck out my tongue and made a sick face. There was so much green, it made me sick.

Then, Mikku came to me, limping, I had my hands behind by back, looking around. 'This place is gross. And I thought planet Belch was gonna be bad. This is ten times worse than I had thought Belch was going to look like.' Mikku tapped on my shoulder and I turned to her. "So this is 'Earth?'" I nodded, dissatisfied. She scrunched up her eyebrows and scowled. "This isn't the right place! We were supposed to be on planet Belch! But instead we are here!!!" She shouted the word "here" with envy. She then growled and kicked the "grass." When she did, she kicked up something brownish from under the "grass" as well.

I raised a brow. 'So their ground is made of more than this... grass, it seems.'

I sighed and said "We need to repair the ship. We can hide out here while we do so." Mikku growled again and started punching the air. I started getting irritated and turned around and yelled "CALM DOWN!! IT COULD BE WORSE!! WE COULD BE DEAD!!!" I yelled the word "dead" a bit louder than the rest of the words I had spoken. She then fell to her knees. I watched, irritated. She then curled up into a ball, and fell to the ground on her side. I sighed and said "Get up. We have much work to do if we don't want to be behind schedule." I then walked to the ship. I called for my SIR unit and they were instantly by my side. "Check on the Voot Runner. See what we have to repair and what's fine. Also see what cannot be fixed." They saluted and said "Yes my master." Then jumped and they were on the task.

I then turned to Mikku and pulled her off of the ground. "We need disguises so we don't get discovered here." I took out a device and pressed a button. It then unfolded to it's true form. An advanced Irken tablet that could blend you with the life forms on any planet. I scrolled through the options and chose one that looked fitting to me. Then the tablet transformed me into the life form.

I then handed it to Mikku, and she scrolled through the options. She chose a life form that had black hair that faded to a beautiful blue. The life form had blue icy eyes and the same lashes as she originally had. She had on a sweater that was too big for her- it was a cyan color- and she had on black leggings with black boots. They made a clicking sound when she walked. Just like her original boots.

I smirked proudly and said "I chose a good choice." Mikku looked at her clothes and sat there for a moment. She then shrugged and said "It could be worse. Right?" I nodded.

Then, (SU/N) came up to me and said "Everything is severely damaged. It didn't look like anything was repairable." I sighed.

This was going to be a long journey.
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Hello! Invader Mikku speaking! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! There will be more to come!

-Invader Mikku signing off

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