𝖢𝖱𝖮𝖶𝖭. 𝗍𝗑𝗍 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

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 .⋆·˚ ༘ * 'venus '
IN WHICH i show you the life of
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✧.*·˚010. INCORRECT QUOTES #3 !!
❛ loser in this game ❜

#1

paris: I would do anything for money.
*later*
paris, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

#2

paris: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

#3

paris: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
yeonjun: Okay, but what is updog?
taehyun: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
soobin: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
beomgyu: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
hueningkai: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
paris: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
soobin: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
taehyun: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
yeonjun: What's a henway??
paris: Oh, about five pounds.

#4

hueningkai: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
paris: You sleep with a teddybear.
hueningkai: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

#5

paris: There's nothing to do....
yeonjun: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
paris: *pulls out her phone* Nevermind.

#6

paris: You might not know this, beomgyu, but I am a flawed person.
beomgyu: I do know that.

#7

soobin: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
paris: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
soobin: Oh, good.

#8

paris: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
taehyun: Hot dog costumes!
paris: I'm sorry, what?
taehyun: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably beomgyu, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. beomgyu hates hot dogs, so they probably won't eat us.
paris: Are you saying that beomgyu would rather eat us than hot dogs?
beomgyu: I do hate hot dogs

#9

paris: I failed my safety training course today.
hueningkai: Why, what happened?
paris: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
hueningkai: And?
paris: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

#10

soobin: okay, two person huddle
paris: you can't huddle with two people. this is a hug

#11

paris: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

#12

yeonjun: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
taehyun: Put spaghetti in it.
yeonjun: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
beomgyu: Put spaghetti in it.
yeonjun: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
paris: Put spaghetti in it.
yeonjun: I am no longer taking suggestions.

#13

paris: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
hueningkai: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
paris: Absolutely not

#14

soobin: Time for plan G.
paris: Don't you mean plan B?
soobin: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
yeonjun: What about plan D?
soobin: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
hueningkai: What about plan E?
soobin: I'm hoping not to use it. beomgyu dies in plan E.
taehyun: I like plan E.

#15

taehyun: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to yeonjun and soobin's convo?
beomgyu: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
hueningkai: I'm in the washing machine.
paris: I'm in the closet.
beomgyu: We accept you paris. <3
paris: No I'm literally in the closet.
beomgyu: Love is love. <3