" Sorry, That's not just apart of my character" Fred shrugs.
"I'm Hungry' Ron says.
" what else is new fatty let's get to the good stuff" Harry says.
A bunch of snorts are heard in the theatre and laughter.
" Body shaming, Potter I see" Draco stares at Harry.
" and so? I body shame you every day for your heigh short ass" Harry rolls his eyes.
" Look who's talking about height" Draco laughs harder.
"today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mics when I brought them home one devoured the other and then died of loneliness I felt Envy"
The Theatre laughs even more.
" This is ridiculous" George laughs.
" Its a very serious joke" McGonagall lightly laughs.
" Not very funny" Snape says.
" This is Hilarious" Harry comments.
" So emo" Ginny laughs.
" Oh look, Harry. I see your name" Hermione reads.
" Oh no" Snape says.
" Your good at reading, Her-"
" WHAT" Harry gasps.
" Probably a whole ass page left for ya" Ginny laughs.
" Language!" Narcissa kindly scolds her.
"today that party boy showed me his middle finger. when I attempted to punish him with detention he shoved me into a wall screaming bother bother over and over. later he and his orange friend repeated the violent act until I lost consciousness. tonight, I prayed for the first time in twenty years I prayed for the end" Snape writes.
" Orange Friend" Pansy snorted " Orange Friend".
" Flipped the finger? I always knew Potter raised a terrible son" Lucius glared below him.
" What did you expect, Gryffindors" Bellatrix spat.
" What does Snape mean by end? Harry asks ignoring what they said.
"I remember that Ron give me five" Harry raises his hand.
" Its quite funny-in a way' Neville whispers.
" I could see the comedy aspect" Luna agrees.
" You already took my money, Harry" Ron says.
" Begging from the poor, how delusional are you Potter?" Draco scoffs.
" Very" Harry responded.
" Never Mind" Harry says.
"I lost a button on my cloak. today Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire faculty" Snape complained.
McGonagall snorted at that.
"Oh cruel attention button no button aware half-hour fled did the tower II too long amongst fabric and thread did the role of my bosom and cease to exist how I wish I could follow thee into the mist".
" How Poetic that was" Harry wiped fake tears.
"That poor button lost" George tried " I can't do it".
YOU ARE READING
HP CHARACTERS REACT TO OUR WORLD P2
FanfictionThis is the Part 2 to my first book, HP CHARACTERS REACT TO OUR WORLD. I would recommend reading the first part or else you could get lost at where we are at or references but it is totally fine if you continue reading. Harry Potter and His Friends...
Potter Puppet Pals: Snape's Diary
Start from the beginning