Potter Puppet Pals: Snape's Diary

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" Sorry, That's not just apart of my character" Fred shrugs.

"I'm Hungry' Ron says. 

" what else is new fatty let's get to the good stuff" Harry says. 

A bunch of snorts are heard in the theatre and laughter.

" Body shaming, Potter I see" Draco stares at Harry. 

" and so? I body shame you every day for your heigh short ass" Harry rolls his eyes. 

" Look who's talking about height" Draco laughs harder. 

"today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mics when I brought them home one devoured the other and then died of loneliness I felt Envy"

The Theatre laughs even more. 

" This is ridiculous" George laughs. 

" Its a very serious joke" McGonagall lightly laughs. 

" Not very funny" Snape says. 

" This is Hilarious" Harry comments. 

" So emo" Ginny laughs. 

" Oh look, Harry. I see your name" Hermione reads. 

" Oh no" Snape says. 

" Your good at reading, Her-"

" WHAT" Harry gasps. 

" Probably a whole ass page left for ya" Ginny laughs. 

" Language!" Narcissa kindly scolds her. 

"today that party boy showed me his middle finger. when I attempted to punish him with detention he shoved me into a wall screaming bother bother over and over. later he and his orange friend repeated the violent act until I lost consciousness. tonight, I prayed for the first time in twenty years I prayed for the end" Snape writes. 

" Orange Friend" Pansy snorted  " Orange Friend".

" Flipped the finger? I always knew Potter raised a terrible son" Lucius glared below him. 

" What did you expect, Gryffindors" Bellatrix spat. 

" What does Snape mean by end? Harry asks ignoring what they said.

"I remember that Ron give me five" Harry raises his hand. 

" Its quite funny-in a way' Neville whispers. 

" I could see the comedy aspect" Luna agrees. 

" You already took my money, Harry" Ron says. 

" Begging from the poor, how delusional are you Potter?" Draco scoffs. 

" Very" Harry responded. 

" Never Mind" Harry says. 

"I lost a button on my cloak. today Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire faculty" Snape complained. 

McGonagall snorted at that.

"Oh cruel attention button no button aware half-hour fled did the tower II too long amongst fabric and thread did the role of my bosom and cease to exist how I wish I could follow thee into the mist". 

" How Poetic that was" Harry wiped fake tears. 

"That poor button lost" George tried " I can't do it". 

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