ˏˋ°*⁀➷ HOW TO DIVORE A CRAZY IN LOVE EMPEROR IZANA KUROKAWA (didn't work)
1. say 'i hate you' and degrade him everyday. Failed because: he likes it
2. Give him death threats for breakfast. Failed because: he's used to it
3. act harshly and run around the palace Failed because: he called a priest to exorcise me
4. Refuse to do it! With him Failed because: he respects me
5. Put posion into his tea Failed because: he drinks coffee instead
6. Annoy him everyday by doing stupid things Failed because: he likes it.. and does it to
7. Pluck his hair..down there (its white too) Failed Because:....
8. Spend so much money on nonsense things Failed because: he spoiled me more
9. Ask help to my brothers (Ran and Rin are his closest friends) Failed because: they refused
10. Abdicate from the Empress' throne Failed because: no one approved
Everything failed because: i dont actually plan to divorce him!
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Even though none could land a hit, the other knights are only watching Izana and Mikey engage in a fist battle at the training grounds and wondering who would win.
The siblings frequently argue, but this particular argument started an hour ago because Izana felt like it.
Its their way of letting out their emotions. Its odd but it works for them so let them be
"You little shit cant even scratch me" izana laughed
" of course im not a cat idiot"
"oh ? then what are you a dog? Bark for me Michael!" izana teased him more irritating the shit out of his brother
The Haitani brothers, who are also Izana's friends, started to burst out as the viewers struggled to contain their laughter. The water from Rindou's mouth then splashed on the other men. Causing more ruckus
"Dont call me that you smelly feet!"
"Huh?!"
The crowd began to sob while still laughing because they were afraid that Izana would attack them if they made any noise.
Izana took the insult personally, speeding up his strikes and landed a punch, but Mikey shoved him back.
" you're feet is nasty you forced me to smell it back then!" mikey started having fun teasing his older brother and he's not lying
"When you were younger you cant even wash your own ass and brother shin does it for you!"
" oh yeah? When you were 17 you look like a depressed old hag!"
"Such insolence! I always wake you up for breakfast and you dare humiliate me?"
" yes but you always use violence on me every morning!"
"Of course you sleep like a log!"
"There's even a day where you beat me up just to wake me up! Thats attempted murder!"
" what you want me to do?! Sing you a lullaby ? i only do such to y/n not you!"
"Huh?! She almost choked you when you started singing!"
The bickering was non stop. R.i.p to those knights watching them spill teas. Now you know why their reputation is complicated
Izana giggled, " you're just jealous she gave me flowers"
"She gave you red spider lilies, It was a death threat to you stupid Izana!"
"That's how sweet my wife is~"
"She obviously hates you and your ugly shinning shimmering silver hair" mikey scoffed
" Isn't that cute? we're Enemies to lovers troupe and everyone loves that" Izana smiled and graciously landed a kick on his brother
" That's Because you proclaimed that you love her since she set you on fire alive!"
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↻THE SETTING IS A HISTORICAL FANTASY MANHWA
↻ this story is not connected in my other story in anyways
↻ different plot, different timeline, different story overall.
↻ this is fiction please dont take things seriously
↻ this contain profanities and words not appropriate to all readers, so please proceed with precautions
↻ i am experimenting with different ways of writing so im sorry if my works are not written in the same pace
↻ NO SMUT OR NSFW CONTENT but sometimes may get suggestive
↻ english is not my first language and I'm sorry for grammatical errors on the way
↻ you may ask me questions if something's aren't clear (◍ᴗ◍)
