Guns N Roses Group Chats

The Fight 🍉

Slash
So are you guys getting ready to come over 🥺

Izzy
Yes unfortunately

Axl
I cannot believe that after all this time you're STILL having problems with Mr. Watermelon Boobs

Steven
Don't call Bob that 😭😭

Duff
So what exactly are we going to do??

Slash
KEEP HIM OFF MY PROPERTY??

Steven
What if we invited him in for lunch instead 😃

Izzy
...

Steven
IS THAT A YES??

Slash
NO FOR GOODNESS SAKES

Steven
😔😔😔

Axl
This is so dumb

Izzy
You think everything is dumb

Izzy
Now let's go before Bob gets to Slash's house

Duff
WOWSERS GUYS HOLD THE FUCK UP

Slash
WHAT'S GOING ON??

Izzy
This is not going to be good

Axl
👁️👄👁️

Duff
BOB IS AT MY HOUSE 😭😭

Axl
WHAT??

Slash
I'M SAVED 😭😭😭

Izzy
What do you mean he's at YOUR house??!

Duff
HE'S OUTSIDE MY HOUSE Y'ALL

Duff
Please come over here instead of Slash's 😭🙏

Izzy
Oh goodness 🤦‍♀️

Steven
LET'S GO SEE BOBBY BOY

Duff
YOU COME TOO SLASH

Slash
Do I have to 😭

Duff
YES

Slash
Ok fine 😰

Steven
I'M COMING TOO TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT BOB 😡

Axl
Lol whatever

-An hour passes-

Slash
WE'RE HERE DUFF WHERE ARE YOU

Duff
Triple checking my locks 😭

Axl
Yo where's watermelon boy??

Duff
Honestly I think he left because I haven't seen him for 45 minutes but you can't be too careful 😰

Izzy
So he's gone??

Slash
Thank goodness 😩

Steven
I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM 😭😭😭

Axl
Oh shut up Steven

Slash
So now what do we do??

Duff
I dunno, wanna throw a pizza in??

Steven
YAYYYY PIZZA 🍕🍕🍕🍕

Izzy
Eh why not