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hey aliens

so like.. season 8 was not it. it wasn't a vibe, it was cringey, the drama disintegrated faster than james can say 'dont even worry about it'.

and by disintergrated i mean it was all solved in one conversation five minutes after the drama started xoxo

so i was thinking

we all know i love a dark and twisty book or oneshot..

so why not rewrite season 8 and make it dark and twisty? you know, so that it's actually good and not suitable for a one year old which is clearly who tns are now aiming this show back.

there'll be drama, there'll be.. more stuff which I haven't figured out.. but hey, even some drama is an improvement from the catastrophe of season 8.

and my catastrophe i mean i would rather watch season 4.. and we all know how i feel about that xoxo

also i'll bring back noah because if season 7 and 8 taught us one thing, it's that myles erlick carried the whole freaking show

i promise i will get rid of 'tEa ArA bLiNg' and vastly improve it by adding.. drugs ? alcohol ? someone getting arrested ? a love triangle ? cheating ?

yeah i lied, i have most of it figured out..

also if you haven't watched season 8.. don't.

let me know what y'all think aliens

i still don't know why i call you aliens xoxo.. maybe it's cause in my bio it says im from mars.. hmmm...

seal x 👽

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