As the chapter title says, Pitbull, aka Jose Rodriguez Garcia Maria Hernando Alfredo Javier the third, is my shining light.
My everything.
Not only does his shiny fluorescent bald head reflect a shining light into my eyes, but his music.
oh his music.
"CORBIN QUEEFS A LOT BLEU!" I hear from downstairs, interrupting the classic mega hit "Don't stop the party!" by pitbull. My wet vagina dries up as I pause the music and trudge down the stairs of my home in Idaho.
"What do you want..." I said to my roommate, Miriam. I was a sophomore in college at Idaho Udaho University. "Fuck your such a sad sight you know that.." she muttered. Miriam was a typical white bitch. She had twenty pairs of new balances, pink by Victoria's Secret apparel, and a SHITTTton of those Vineyard Vines shep shirts..
"Fuck Corbin-Queef your such a sad sap.. it's un-fucking-believable that we were put together as roommates."
"Fucking bullshit if I do say myself." in stepped her boyfriend, Winston. Winston was an asshole. He was an asshole in a "some douche with an acoustic guitar" kind of way, and his meer PRESCENCE pissed me off. "Come on Miriam let's roll out of this joint." he said with a chuckle.
I find his blunt jokes disgusting.
Fucker.
They leave and I return to my room, salivating over my love, Pitbull.
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FanfictionCorbin Queefs-a-lot Bleu is just a small town girl from Idaho. Most girls in her grade obsess over the cliches, such as Zac Efron, Ellen DeGeneres ( the dykes at least, which there are a lot of those in Idaho ), and of course Naughty Boy ( HA THAT C...
