Ladybird: Hood, I swear if we get caught kissing in a small, dark, kind of shady alleyway, it's all on you!
Red Hood: * leans in towards Ladybird to kiss her * Relax! It'll be fine! I turned off our comms so the others can't here us. There's no way we'll get caught! I promise!
Ladybird: * leans away from Hood * I'm being serious! We shouldn't be doing this on patrol! I am not facing another lecture from B again on "proper patrol behaviour"! I shudder just thinking about it!
Red Hood: Look, Ladybird, you would die for me, right?
Ladybird: Of course I would! I know you'd do the same for me.
Red Hood: Well if you'll do that, you can shut up for me, too, please? I am trying to pepper you in kisses now. Batman is never going to find us here.
Ladybird: I-
Batman: * appears out of nowhere and grunts * Hood. Ladybird. Do I need to remind you two how to properly behave during patrol? No PDA means No PDA.
Ladybird: * raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms * You wanna bet, Hood? How likely was Batman going to catch us?
Red Hood: * raises his hands defensively * Ladybird, I, calm down, I didn't mean- AAA!!
Red Robin: * over the comms * He's about to be dead, again.
Robin: * also over the comms * Tt, he had it coming. The zombie didn't even turn off their comms properly. We heard their entire conversation. How incompetent.
