him. | song mingi

AGAIN

yunho
i'm sORRY?

mingi
what

me
well that escalated quickly

jongho
what's going on

me
i'm allergic to cho and
apparently mingi and i
kissed according to san

wooyoung
YOU DID I SAW IT I
SAW IT WITH MY OWN
TWO FUCKING EYES

yeosang
wow! both eyes?! at the
same time?! well you're just
magical aren't you?

wooyoung
yeah bitch i am fucking
magical so haha

mingi
we did tho

me
yeah oops

mingi
yuna shit herself abt it

wooyoung
WAIT WHAT WHY DIDNT
YOU TELL ME YOU
BITCH

yeosang
i thought you said you
saw it so you would
already know??

wooyoung
NO I JUST WANTED THEM
TO ADMIT IT

me
nosy bitch

yunho
AWWWWW YOU GUYS
KISSED IM SCREAMING
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

yunho
this is the singular most
incredible day of my life

hongjoong
joining kq? joining ateez?
debuting? first tour?
first win? the last idk SIX
wins we had in a week?

yunho
UHH THOSE SMALL
MINUTE THINGS CANNOT
COMPARE TO HOW
AMAZING THIS DAY IS I
HAVE BEEN WAITING LIKE
SEVEN YEARS TO HEAR
THAT THEYVE FINALLY
KISSED

me
okay calm down

yunho
NO BECAUSE NOW
YOULL DATE AND THEN
GET MARRIED AND
THEN HAVE BABIES AND
GROW OLD AND GREY
TOGETHER AND I CANT
FUCKING WAIT OMGOMG

mingi
can't wait to hold my
little princess

me
PRINCE. ITS GOING TO
BE A BOY. STOP.

mingi
you're wrong~~

me
no i'm fucking right ya
wanna know how i know
because i'm right handed
which means i'm always
right

mingi
so am i dummy

me
WELL SHUT UP I SAID
IT FIRST FINDERS
KEEPERS LOSERS
WEEPERS

san
mingi and yuna sitting
in a tree k i s s i n g

yunho
AAAHHHHH I CANT IM
SO HAPPY RN WTF

me
don't go outside if you're
smiling like a crazy person
because if the wind blows
on your face you'll be stuck
like that and people will
think you're a crazy person

jongho
wait what?

me
it's true and then he won't
be able to talk until he finds
the man who can fix it

seonghwa
wait what are you talking
about

me
well, really it only happens
to people when they're
pulling an ugly or gross
face. if the wind blows on
their face while they're
making the face they'll be
stuck like that until they
find the guy who can fix it
and he's grumpy and old
and mean