Dear Diary,
It's finally Saturday!! I'm just listening to Christmas music and drinking juice. I'm not actually sure what flavor this juice is, it was unlabeled. It's just blue flavor. My cats have been gnawing at my leg all day. I dunno what they want. I went outside for a walk and saw a stray cat that made me feel really bad, so I put out food for the stray cats and did a bit of vandalism. Besides that, nothing else really happened today. This juice is giving me acid reflux. Ow. Santa Tell Me goes hard. Good night.
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Diary of an Immature 5th Grader
Non-FictionKeira Webb is one of the shortest 5th graders, with an extremely British name despite not being British. We found her diary. based on true events! none of the names in this book are real
