Killbyers: imagine forgetting how to breathe and then trying to breathe from your asshole
Imhighrn: I WAS CONFUSED OKAY?? LIKE THE HUMAN BODY HAS A LOT OF HOLES AND I WAS HIGH ON WEED😭
Mike: YOU FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE??
Immigrants: THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE BUT BREATHING WITH YOUR ASSHOLE?? GENIUS.
Steve: I lost to a guy who tried breathing using his asshole... Wow..
Immigrants: you're super dumb and weak so I wouldn't question it.
Joyce: What do you mean "high" And "weed"? You're not doing drugs, right?
Imhighrn: im 21 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Joyce: is that an excuse?
Imhighrn: no, sorry. I'm very sorry.
Joyce: it's okay. Just don't do them again.
Imhighrn: Do who?
Whatisthis: Joe
Imhighrn: Joe who??
Whatisthis: JOE MAMA HAH
Imhighrn: bruh that's such an old meme 😟
Whatisthis: you're just uncultured.
Imhighrn: No, I'm not 😅
Steve: just shut up everyone 🤬🤬🤬
Maximum: NO YOU 🤬🤬🤬
Steve: understandable
Dustyshelf: Killbyers come online
Killbyers: no go away
Dustyshelf: WHY
Killbyers: BECAUSE I SAID SO
Maximum: purr king
Killbyers: Thanks daddy
Maximum: I hate you
Killbyers: do I look igaf
Because I do.Maximum: :(
Killbyers: I'll call you daddy until the day you die
Maximum: 😡
Killbyers: 😊🧡
Mike: hi
Killbyers: Hello
Mike: hi
Killbyers: sorry could you repeat that?
Mike: I said "hi"??
Killbyers: someone teach him sarcasm
Steve: I'm not. I'm done being a babysitter
Killbyers: have you ever thought of working as an actual babysitter?
Steve: yea, and who would pick me?
Imerica: Me, dustin, uhhh Robin, Tina
Steve: who's tina
Imerica: my friend, I told her abt u
Steve: identity fraud
Imerica: no
Steve: anyway why would your parents even pick me?
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