HEY GUYS IM ACTUALLY ALIVE SHOCKING RIGHT??? THERES GONNA BE DAZAI X RANPO
[4:27 PM]
#1 man seducer: i kicked ranpos ass and he came after me and literally cornered me to the wall of the boys bathroom i fr thought we were gonna kiss
smarter than u: we can kiss if u want to <33
#1 man seducer: omw to ur house (dw i can unlock the door)
chibi <3: wtf i feel like thro
#1 man seducer: what.
chibi <3: atsushi is in danger go save him dazai
[6:39 PM]
furry: WHO TF IS PLAYING MITSKI ON CALL
chibi <3: its dazai.
#1 man seducer: imliquidsmoothcometouchmetoo
[6:56 PM]
#1 man seducer: DID U GUYS GET THE WARNING
book opener: YEAH I DID OMGOG WE'RE GONNA DIE
book opener: ykw dont be a pussy. drink the water.
(THIS IS ACTUALLY BASED OFF A TRUE STORY THATS HAPPENING TO ME RN)
#1 man seducer: THERE WAS A BIG LIGHTNING OMGOGNMJKOKJ THE THUNDER
book opener: CALM DOWN BRO
smarter than u: OJGOGNGOIFJHJS U GUSTYYS
niko: IM CRYING ACTUALLY RN
TBHK ENJOYER: IM CRYIONG OMGOFNJSK SHITTING BRICKS EVEN THIS IS SCARY
i HATE crabs: DAZAI HOLD ME PLS IM BEGGING U
#1 man seducer: IM COMING DOWNSTAIRS ITS OK YUMENO
(no but srsly help this is scary idk how to swim this is the last u'll hear of me)
