Run, run, as fat as you can you can't catch me I'm the ocean's breeze. 1 fish, 2 fish, 3 fish, red fish, blue fish, green fish. Angel fish, Sword fish, cat fish, dog fish. The door opens. What? That door hasn't opened in forever. The window is open so's that door, I didn't know they did that anymore. Wait? What was going on? Oh! Right! The door opened and in comes...
A smiling clown.
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WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?
Any clown that smiles at you like it's some joke that you're supposed to get but you really don't get the punch line that's your cue to run. Which is what I wish I could do right now, but apparently I'm chained to a wall. I mean who chains their prisoner to a freaking wall?!?! It's just so cliché. Wait why am I a prisoner to begin with? Why am I here? What is with that scary clown staring at me like this is all some big joke? Why am I asking so many questions? Wait a minute who am I even? What's my name? What's my story? Do i even have anybody that cares for me? Am I some kind of criminal? What is wrong with this story? Snap out of it where is the clown? Look around the small room there is nowhere to hide since the room is bare except for me hanging on the wall in chains and the scary clown staring me in the eyes our noses touching. The doors hasn't ope.... Ahhh!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with that clown? I do what comes naturally. I bash my head into the clowns fake, cheap painted face. The clown goes down. Ha take that creepy clown. Oh, wait, my head hurts, owwww! Why does it hurt so much? The clown suddenly laughs "You kid are freaking amazing," He cackles, he freaking cackles, what is wrong with that picture. A creepy clown who happens to be your self-proclaimed kidnapper just cackled evilly. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that picture what so ever.
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NOT!!!!!!!!!!
There is everything wrong with that picture.
I just stare at him like he just told me to jump off of Olympus.
WHAT THE HADES is Olympus and why did I say HADES?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Dated: 12/21/2016
