some explanation first

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person a - you, the flirterer, the fluster upper, the master of the asses, the freak in the sheets, the person magnet, the ultimate hottie

person b - the regular, unsuspecting person, the testeree, the reaction giver, the experiment, the (maybe) love interest

person c - an extra, a mere sideline, the peanut gallery representative, sometimes funny, sometimes stands there, who really cares

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DO NOT HARASS OR MAKE RANDOM PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE. IF THE PICKUP LINES ARE USED IRRESPONSIBLY IT IS NOT MY FAULT, PROBLEM, OR CONCERN.

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