CONTACT: Culex pipiens*
15:58
where r u two
dazai
dazai
DAZAI
dont fucking ignore me
16:03
Culex pipiens: You're so annoying~~ヽ(ー_ー )ノ I'm not telling you
You stare at your screen with barely contained irritation. Whatever, it's time for plan B.
CONTACT: Culex pipiens
16:05
u know ... i promised a friend that ill look after her dog
but im a busy bee and my apartment is under renovation
u know how it is
Culex pipiens: That's nice ┐(︶▽︶)┌
Culex pipiens: I bet the dog is ugly
oh he is
the ugliest dog out there
[Image Sent]
ngl he kinda looks like u
im dropping him off at ur place so u can meet him after ur mission
Truthfully, you do know someone with an ugly dog -he is not with you, obviously, but Dazai doesn't need to know that.
CONTACT: Culex pipiens
16:11
Culex pipiens: DO NOT
You grin victoriously. For someone so smart, he sure is easy to bait with the threat of an imaginary dog. You decide to give him the silent treatment for a few minutes, just for the sake of it.
CONTACT: Culex pipiens
16:12
Culex pipiens: ROACH
Culex pipiens: DON'T IGNORE ME
Culex pipiens: (Y/N)
Culex pipiens: (Y/N)
Culex pipiens: (Y/N)
16:18
snore mimimimi snore mimimimi
Culex pipiens: We're at the arcade we went to last week
Culex pipiens: Just don't bring the dog with you
its a pleasure doing business with u
why r u slacking off though
WAIT
did u take the lil guy on a date
YOU ARE READING
𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦. bungou stray dogs.
Fanfiction* 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀, 𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲. and to [l/n] [y/n], it's all they've ever known; a ruthless, unforgiving world, perfectly made for their blood-stained hands...
