"I'M NOT ACTING SUSPICIOUS! YOU'RE ACTING SUSPICIOUS!! WHAT'S A PIG?!"
Kills a fairy. "Oh, sorry dude. I killed that fairy, aha."
"Sure I am, what's your point?"
"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! BYEEE!!!!"
"It's funny how dumb you are."
"Dude, you're laying on my bra."
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, DIPPY FRESH!!!!!"
"I used Trigger as a human shield, he cried like a baby."
"Uh-- GUILTOCCENT! I mean- INNOGUILTY!"
"Sir, your Junior YumYum Baby Kiddo meal?"
Stubs toe. "AHH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!! Wait.. I'm alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A-"
"WOOOH!! OH YEAH!!!!" Dies.
"I can kill you in eight different ways."
Sees a picture of Stan is a devil costume with an awkward position. "That picture is taken out of context."
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