𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 - 𝐊. 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 [ ✓ ]

017 | divorce

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[𝐲/𝐧]
someone keeps sending flowers to my house
it's not you is it akaashi
it can't be you're like poor

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
wow thanks
also no it's not me

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
damn [y/n]
why you being mean to your lil boyfriend
what if it was him fr 🤨

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
maybe they're for [y/n]'s mom
does your dad get your mom flowers

[𝐲/𝐧]
man i haven't seen my dad for 10 years

𝐤𝐨𝐮
OH MY GOD IS HE DEAD

[𝐲/𝐧]
NO WTF
HIM AND MY MOM ARE DIVORCED BOKUTO
DEAR GOD

𝐤𝐨𝐮
oh
that's boring

[𝐲/𝐧]
???
anyway
that would be creepy if it's him
he like moved away and started a whole new family

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
[y/n] what is wrong with your life
like i know this shit already but i always have to ask
i cant fathom how you're mentally well with all this going on in your life

𝐤𝐨𝐮
you worded that so meanly 😭😭

[𝐲/𝐧]
omfg guys it's been ten years i have better things to be worried about 😒
i'm a woman now guys
idc about my father

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
okay daddy issues

[𝐲/𝐧]
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU HAVE MOMMY ISSUES

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
[Y/N] I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A SECRET

𝐤𝐨𝐮
oh my gosh
KONOHA IS YOUR MOM DEAD

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
wtf is your problem no she isn't dead 💀
my parents are divorced too dumbass

𝐤𝐨𝐮
you're being mean :(

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
konoha stop being mean istg

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
HOW AM I THE BAD GUY IN THIS
BOKUTO IS LITERALLY BEING A DUMBASS

[𝐲/𝐧]
not too much now
relax on him fr

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
let's all be nice

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
HOW DO Y'ALL ALWAYS MAKE EVERYTHING MY FAULT????

[𝐲/𝐧]
cause you're just so easy to tease 🤭

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
😧😧
boyyyyy akaashi you better get your girl in check
[y/n] i cannot believe you're doing this

[𝐲/𝐧]
nozomi stop instigating 🙄
gawd

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
😒
yes ma'am

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
yeah nozomi be serious
konoha could never be a real threat

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

𝐤𝐨𝐮
you don't pull
LMFOAOAOA 💀💀

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
one day
you'll all see

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
boy wtf 😭😭
those ominous ass words
are you gonna kill us or something man???

[𝐲/𝐧]
definitely feeling threatened and afraid rn

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
konoha please don't make her feel threatened and afraid

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
omfg
whatever daddy issues i'm out of here
fuck all y'all 😒

[𝐲/𝐧]
hehe
bye bestie konoha

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
DON'T TRY TO DO THAT BESTIE SHIT WITH ME NOW HO
THATS WHY IMMA FUCK YOUR MOMMA

𝐤𝐨𝐮
nahhhh not her momma 😧😧
you evil fr i'm joked 😭

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