𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 - 𝐊. 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 [ ✓ ]

003 | buffoonery

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𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
yooo i just saw akaashi

[𝐲/𝐧]
REALLY?
WHERE?
WHERE ARE YOU AT?

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
oh my gosh bruh 💀
you so thirsty

[𝐲/𝐧]
man get out of my face with that
didn't you want me to talk to him???

𝐤𝐨𝐮
LMAO
she got you with that one

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
fuck both of y'all

[𝐲/𝐧]
nozomi where are you
QUICK PLEASE I WANNA SEE HIM
NOZOMI

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
damn gimme a chance to type 😭
i'm in the cafeteria
i saw him get lunch and then dip
he got tf up outta here

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
aw
well
so much for seeing mystery boy

[𝐲/𝐧]
ugh go die konoha
fuck
imma try and find him

𝐤𝐨𝐮
wow
this girl is really in love with this man

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
isn't akaashi your best friend bokuto?
why are you not trying to help [y/n]?

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
YEAH BOKUTO
YOU HEAR THIS [Y/N]?
LOOK HOW BOKUTO IS KEEPING SECRETS

[𝐲/𝐧]
WAIT WAIT WHAT
BOKUTO
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS

𝐤𝐨𝐮
oops

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
NOOOO HUH? 😭
THIS MF SAID SOME "oops"
I'M DONE

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
see how he disrespecting you rn [y/n]?

[𝐲/𝐧]
yeah i do see
the disrespect is crazy

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
wait was that you
did you just walk past me all fast like that

[𝐲/𝐧]
no
idk what you're talking about

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
THAT WAS YOU
COME BACK HERE
STOP WALKING SO FAST DAMN

𝐤𝐨𝐮
WAIT WHERE ARE Y'ALL
STOP HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME
NO FAIR

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
you do not wanna be with those two
nothing but buffoonery is happening with them right now

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
nozomi ik you did not just call me a monkey

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
that's a BABOON konoha
see?
buffoonery

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"[Y/N]! I'm serious, stop walking so fast." You stopped to turned around and stick your middle finger at Konoha before resuming your wandering down the halls of the third floor. "Oh my gosh, I'm trying to help you find Akaashi."

"You are?" You asked, stopping again, but for good this time. Konoha managed to finally catch up with you, nodding.

Squinting, you realized something. "...Why are you being nice?"

"What do you mean? I can't be nice to my friend?" He replied.

"Quit playing, you know you're never nice to me. You must want something."

"Wow, I can't believe you think of me like that," He said, shocked. You couldn't tell if it was real or fake shock, it was hard to tell with him. "Let's just look for your little crush so I can see you embarrass yourself trying to talk to him."

"See! You're so mean to me!" You said, walking beside Konoha. "If he's up here that means he's a third year..." You thought aloud.

"Hm? Oh no, Akaashi's a second year. I don't know why he would be up here."

"Then why the hell are we still here? Oh my gosh, you are such a bad wingman. Next time I'm going with Bokuto."

"I was just following you!" He objected. "But I'm the mean one?"

"Yeah, you are." You rolled your eyes. "What I said wasn't nearly as rude as what you said."

"It still hurt my feelings."

"Good."

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[𝐲/𝐧]
you would not believe this dude konoha bro
this man had us walking around the third floor looking for akaashi just to say he wouldn't be up there

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
DON'T TRY TO PUT THIS ON ME
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME UP HERE

[𝐲/𝐧]
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING EARLIER
YOU HAD ME LOOKING STUPID

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
i told you
buffoonery

[𝐲/𝐧]
what is up with you and that word today
way too disrespectful 😭

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
SEE [Y/N]
EVERYBODY BE DISRESPECTING YOU
IT'S ONLY AN ISSUE WHEN I DO IT

[𝐲/𝐧]
WELL NOZOMI AND BOKUTO ARE NORMALLY NICER TO ME THAN YOU SO

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
of course
🙄
just let me be the bad guy

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
oh so you'll take all the blame for the rudeness now?
cool thanks

𝐤𝐨𝐮
yeah you a real one konoha

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
wait i didn't mean it like that

𝐤𝐨𝐮
too late

[𝐲/𝐧]
i need better friends
i bet akaashi would never do me like this

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
how would you know
all you do is look at him
creepily

[𝐲/𝐧]
I DO NOT STARE CREEPILY AT THAT BOY
i stare with adoration

𝐤𝐨𝐮
yuckkkk

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
right
ew

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
you want that boy so bad

[𝐲/𝐧]
WELL YEAH OBVIOUSLY
I WOULDN'T BE DOING ALL THIS IF I DIDN'T

𝐤𝐨𝐮
look what you did konoha
you got her all worked up again

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
nice fucking going dude

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
LEAVE ME ALONE

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