Emo boy angst

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One day I just couldn't do it anymore I'm tired of being a good boy

This one person commented on my post saying those cold harsh words

"Cringy gacha kid" I farted I can't believe this would happen im not cringy I'm just a precious cute little EMO boy

I frantically got out my crusty iPad and looked at hair dye five minute crafts

I dyed my hair blacker than my soul
I did my makeup

NOW IM EMO.

I will take revenge!!! 

But then I one day saw a fat little Uncooked rotisserie chicken get arrested and I fell in love at first sight

I farted... in delight

I was happy

now I'm gonna rob everyone and save my senpapi chulo 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 UwU

Anyways I'm ordering 69 billon bags of chips to keep my waffle abs in shape
And my hot dad bod
.......

And then he bailed Benjamin out of jail and ya know the rest












TOO BE CONTINUED

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