RNMR #114

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*Actor/College AU*

*Live interview*

Rain: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Stella: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Ciara: Duck is delicious. Rabbit is all gamey.

Stella: We're not talking about flavour, Ciara!

Ciara: Flavour counts!

Stella: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck!? Anyone!? You can't even use them in potions!

Lance: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself up in a comforter with duck feathers! Who's cosier!?

Stella: Okay, but-

Lance: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COSIER!?

Ciara: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!?

Stella: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, CIARA!

Ciara: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, STELLA!

Rain: What the fuck- How did we get to this point-

The Interviewer: They do realise this is live, right?

Cameraman: I don't think they do...

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