Gluons, Guacamole and the Color Purple

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no longer academically challenged at Medford High, Sheldon audits a college class taught by an esteemed professor 

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Ms Ingram: now were looming for two binomials that multiply to get the given trinomial, sheldon, sheldon? Were you paying attention to anything I was saying?

Sheldon: yes

Ms I: then what'd I say?

Sheldon: when factoring a trinomial where the leading coefficient isnt one, it must be written in descending order from highest to lowest power

Ms I: well... yeah

Y/N: Smartass

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later at the coopers 

Mary: ..and bless our appetites, both physical and spiritual, to honour you in all we do, in jesus' name

Georgie: what happened to bless the hands that prepared it?

Mary: I thought I'd mix it up a little

Georgie: I miss the old one

Missy: Me too

Y/N: Me three

George: Yea what I liked about the other one...

Mary: And bless the hands that prepared it, amen

All: Amen

Connie: So how was everyone's day?

Sheldon: I'm done with high school

George: What does that mean?

Sheldon: Well I dont learn anything there, and I dint wanna go anymore

Mary: Well where do you think your gonna go?

Georgie : Aho cares let him go

Mary: Shh, well?

Sheldon: I've been corresponding with Dr. John Sturgis at East Texas Tech

Y/N: Sheldon, you know it's not good to talk to strangers right?

Sheldon: Well you were a stranger that came into my house and I talked to you, and you weren't that bad

Y/N: Well that's different

Sheldon: Anyways, he said I could audit his course

Connie: So your pen pals with a stranger? Is this ok?

Sheldon: Hes not a stranger, hes a famous scientist, he carbon dated the oldest human feces

Y/N: Lovely, had to say that while were eating huh?

Connie: Well that ain't strange at all

Mary: Now shelly, I appreciate that you want to expand your horizons but how are you gonna get there? the schools an hour away, I'm working, your dads working,

Georgie: Again, who cares let him go

Missy: He could hitchhike

Georgie: Perfect

Sheldon: It's only one day a week, and was hoping meemaw could take me

They all looked down the table to connie

Connie: I'm gonna start eating at my own house

The next day 

Missy: Can you help me?

Georgie: With what?

Missy:I dont understand my homework

Georgie: Your asking me?, I barely understand my own homework

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