Puppet Master: If I were married to you, I'd poison your coffee.
Florian: If I were married to you, I'd drink it.
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Prodigy Math vines/memes/miscellaneous part 2
FanfictionThe second incorrect quotes book. Cover by me. Updates in this one aren't the most consistent, but I'll try to post new quotes regularly.
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Puppet Master: If I were married to you, I'd poison your coffee.
Florian: If I were married to you, I'd drink it.