Puppet Master: Alright, who broke the coffee pot?
Puppet Master: I'm not mad, just tell me.
Korathius: I did.
Crios: NO!
Puppet Master: Not you, we all know you didn't. Gina?
Gina: Don't look at me, look at Finneas.
Finneas: What? I didn't break it.
Gina: Huh, really.
Gina: *Narrows eyes* How'd you even know it was broken, then?
Finneas: It is literally sitting in front of us, and it's broken. Idiot.
Gina: Hmm. Suspicious.
Finneas: NO IT'S NOT-
Jess: If it really matters, Aurora was the last one to use it.
Aurora: Liar, I don't even drink that shit!
Brooke: True. She's weird that way.
Jess: Oh really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart?
Aurora: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
Korathius: Okay, okay! Let's not fight, I broke it, I'll pay for it.
Puppet Master: No! Who broke it?
Finneas: Bannard's been awfully quiet.
Korathius: Because he didn't-
Bannard: Yeah, you heard him, I didn't break it! Keep your accusations to yourself!
Jess: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Leena: NO, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*Everyone starts fighting*
Puppet Master: *Muttering to Noot* I broke it.
Noot: *Shooketh* Wh-what?
Puppet Master: *Looks at bandaged hand* It burned my hand. So I punched it.
Puppet Master: *Looks at the others* I predict that in ten minutes, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Noot: *Glances worriedly at the others, who now seem to be conducting a screaming match*
Puppet Master: *Walking away* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Prodigy Math vines/memes/miscellaneous part 2
FanfictionThe second incorrect quotes book. Cover by me. Updates in this one aren't the most consistent, but I'll try to post new quotes regularly.
