So I sit here with my radishes and my spinaches
Oh right there's Chinese Licorice too
Careful now that is not a white carrot
It will not win you any prize
ET won't leave me alone because of it
Trust me I am not entertained
Yet I press on assuming you know this war on drugs has our Dietician voting McDonald's
The other guy said the same thing
Almost died eating after a weeks incarceration
Really rolled his guts after the programed cooking
Please make my fries not remind me of COD
The price of gas is to destroy my fish chew
But that's alright we'll make licorice panties
The trout stocks won't survive
But we'll have sexy lingerie
It's okay I have my Spinaches and radishes until they retaliate
