*standing in center of lake with blossom trees as the sun sets*
link: i like you :D
zelda, (or sidon??😳): omg same!! lol
*starse*
*romantic leaning in to eachother as if to kiss*
link: accidentily uses cryonis and launches other person like 10 feet in the air on a gigantic block of ice*
zelda:WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS GOING ON LINK TELL ME
link: OMG SRY *Laughs*
zelda: *screaming curse words*
zelda: UGH BYE FOREVER STUPID BITCH UGH *does karate flip off of ice block and struts away*
link: gah damn what did i do omg
YOU ARE READING
legend of zelda scenarios excecpt theyre all shitposts i thought up at 5am
Randomi would highkey let sidon shoot me in the head lord have mercy im boutta-
