puff said "oh my martian its been so long uhh can i get a small mac my gf cheated on me with michael morbius" and xploshi said "ok the small mac is 420 dollars"
puff gave xploshi the 420 dollars he stole from benafart and xploshi threw the small mac at puff
the other cashier which was arin fucking hanson from egoraptor said "what the fuck" and puff said "shut up goofy ahh"
and uhhh puff ate the small mac and now he is dating xploshi!!! xpluff forever baby
i hope xploshi doesnt see this
YOU ARE READING
hes hot?!?! (xploshi x puff puff)
Romanceswear warning ofc THIS IS A SATIRE CRACKSHIP IM SORRY YALL DONT LET XPLOSHI SEE THIS
