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Elsa: fok it I'm adding the damned Hashira

Basketball: kyojuro!

Muzan: no

Elsa: too late

Elsa has added nine people (the Hashira have the same nicknames as their groupchat)

Salami: wtf is this

Muzan: fuck you Douma

Elsa: glad to know people like me

Pufferfish: no one likes you tho, not even your dead as hell parents 😊

Elsa: oooohhh, Shinobu-chan!!

Pufferfish: don't fucking write my name with your disgusting fingers you fuck

Basketball: I have no idea who you are, but you hate Douma, so besties :D

Pufferfish: hell ya

Donut: DO YOU THINK ITS GOOD TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH DEMONS?

Pufferfish: don't talk to my bestie like that Rengoku

Whatrclouds: what is this again?

Snek: it's the uppermoons group chat ig

Whatrclouds: oh

Sixeyes: I take back what I said yesterday, the are not better than us

Salami: you thought we are better than you? Ha, glad to see y'all are wimps!

Sixeyes: no like in chaoticness sort of way

Salami: damn it

Stick: has anyone seen Kaigaku

Cat: I'm on the GC, just ask me

Stick: oh sorry, I thought you were offline

Cat: it's ok

Watermelon: kyaaa!! Love between two demons!!! So kawaii!!!

Brockenbaddie: I agree with Mitsuri, love is nice

Salami: their demons!!! They have no feelings!!!

Brockenbaddie: they do, Nezuko exists

Salami: forgot about that little blood slut

Brockenbaddie: she hasn't had blood, darling

Elsa: anyways, me and Akaza have been together for a year, so, love

Brockenbaddie: wassup my fellow left out of the group

Elsa: wassup

Snek: wot

Queen: lol, Douma is a loner

Pufferfish: you finally admitted it Giyuu-san

Brockenbaddie: fuck you

Pufferfish: 😎 don't care if it comes from you

Salami: shut it whore, Giyuu is amazing, and much better than ur ugly mosquito ass

Pufferfish: how r ur parents

Salami: how is ur sister

Brockenbaddie: 😳

Pufferfish: fuck you hoe

Queen: Chile

Pufferfish: no

Cyclops: I have eyeballs in a popcorn bag if that counts, want some Daki

Queen: sure

Whatrclouds: how many people do you have to kill to have a bag full of eyeballs?

Crybaby: I dunno, a small one would be 30, and a big one would be around 70?

Whatrclouds: wish I never asked that

3fokkenwives: this is not flashy

Kindafishyngl: fuck off then

3fokkenwives: k

3fokkenwives is offline

Muzan: why the fuck are y'all talking with the Hashira, get too attached and you'll feel bad when you kill them

Snek: damn, you really think ur going to kill us?

Muzan: yeah?

Muzan: we r better than you in so many ways, we have more gays than you

Snek: I took that personally

Muzan: ☺️ 🖕

Sixeyes: I have no words.

Elsa: u sure do have a ton of eyes tho

Sixeyes is offline



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