❤︎︎ꕥS͜͡o͜͡m͜͡e͜͡o͜͡n͜͡e͜͡ L͜͡i͜͡k͜͡e͜͡ M͜͡e͜͡ꕥ❤︎︎ Loona X Fem! Reader

Chapter 2

You woke up but this time you were floating on a cloud..
"Where am I?" You say hoping to get an answer you did you heard a voice
"Your in heaven! Welcome Y/N!"
A little deer says
"Wait how did I die? Hold up- how do I know this ain't a dream?"
"You can't dream twice unless your taking a nap"
"True"
"So how did I die?"
"Alastor... sadly he killed you in your sleep"
"THAT BASTAR-"
"Ah-ah Y/N cursing is a part sin unless you say it for a reason"
"Okk so what to do in heaven?"
"Oh lots of things actually do you want to join the C.H.E.R.U.B's?"
"Sure? I guess"
"Great! Now you will join the others on your first mission you need to stop an old man from committing suicide, follow me"
You both get to the headquarters...
"Ok Y/N this portal leads to the real world so you should be familiar with it!"
The sheep cherub says there were 2 more cherubs helping
"Yeah sure let's go!"
You say when y'all four got there some imps were there
"Who are they?"
You asked innocently not know WHAT THE HELL r they
"The Imps"
The 3 said at the same time
"Those meanies kill people for their own gain"
The lamb cherub says
(I forgot their names sorry ;-;)
"Let's move" the baby cherub says
Dude was about to hang himself but we stopped it and the place was glistening as we floated in
"Oh lord I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"
The old man says
I heard was the imp says outside
"Who the fuck are they?"
They ugly as hell one says
"Oh no sir those are-"
The white haired one says but got cut off
"Cherubs,Mr. Lyle!"
The baby cherub says
"I HATE FLITHY,STINKING ORPHAN CHILDREN"
Mr. Lyle shouted
"We really want to convince you not to kill yourself sir! To remind you a lesson of behalf of those in heaven , is affited by your amazing technological fances!"
The lamb cherub says
"And give you a nice life here on earth like I once did!" You say hoping to convince the man while outside...
"OH HELL NO" the ugly ass lookin imp says then he barges trough the window
While the white haired one comes trough the door like a normal person
"Vioclicted (or whatever shit he said) it is our-"
He paused seeing his boss on the floor with glass all over, he continued
"Humble Opinion, that you should continue the prosses to commit die.." then the beautiful AS HELL imp started talking
"I mean what are you expecting to do with all this money that you own? Gross.."
"Is that a serious question?, because he can help by spreading his wealth all across the world!!, and make so much good with it!, and be so fulfilled!!"
The sheep cherub says
"Mm.. No" the old man says coldly
"He can pay for new hospitals and schools!"
The lamb cherub says
"Why won't you let me die?"
"Sounds like you need help there offing yourself buddy, moxxie what do we got for this sell-out?"
The ugly ass imp says
"I have assault- riffle, crossbows(and a whole bunch of shit that I don't feel like writing)"
"He's classier than that!" The lamb c. Says
While the chaos unfolds you just stand off to the side eating a cookie
The old man cocks the rifle and puts it in his mouth "talk about dramatic" you mumble
"There is still plenty of reasons to live Mr. Lyle!"
"Yeah right,smells like he ain't been out of bed in months *snifs the bed* *GAGS*"
The other imp says
"Love can be beautiful at any age and we'll show him!" The sheep cherub says
"Yeah!" The 4 of us shouted
"NO!!!!"
The imps also shouted
"Look around love, gods gift of nature is a wonder to behold! Regardless of age!" "Or will!"
The baby cherub says
"If you were to end your life you'd be missing alll of this"
The lamb cherub says
"You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and sheep it fucks"
The ugly imp says
"That is so INAPPROPRIATE!!" The sheep cherub says
"OH KISS OUR ASS prude!"
The cat imp says
"Anyways take it from me, a fellow genius nature is no picnic up close"
The lion imp says
Then bunnies started eating and enjoying their lives but wolves came in and killed the bunnies you gasp in horror and disgust
"No stop looking!" The lamb cherub says
"I can't stop, I've never wanted to die more than I do"The old man says
Just then the bear came and killed the wolves (and more stupid shit happened)
The imps looks surprised (sarcastically)
And I just look away like nothing happened
"Uh Whooo- that so persuasive"the baby cherub says then the two imps fist bumps
Later..
"Oh lord..where are we now,let me perish!!"
The old man says
"Were here to show you another thing like life is worth is worth living for, childhood of wonderment"
The sheep cherub says
"Why look at these sweet disease ridden vermin, their joy comes from innocence unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood, and their middle-class existence, such simple joy they have, it is inspiring, thank you for showing me this" the old man says
"Of course Mr. Lyle we are here for you!"
I say smiling, he smiled back , then my smile dropped as we heard..
"HEY SHIP SHIT, what to see whose lap your sitting on?" The ugly imp says as he takes off the mask to reveal an UGLY ASS FUKING KNOME
"Ho" the knome says the kids started to scream their lungs off while I just said "BRUH-" out loud
The old men then started crying like a fuking baby we closed his eyes we moved to another place a love place you gag 'love is overrated' you say but none of the cherubs can hear you cuz if they did then they would scold you
"This please reeks of, tEeNagErs.." the old man said "lovers look out sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all"
The baby cherub said
"MOneY" the old man said
"No! Love." The lamb cherub says
"Ive never been in love before, I imagine it's quite nice!"
The old man says
"It's not too late sir!" The lamb cherub says
"Yeah!, you can still find love!"
You say
"HAH nice try ugly, HEY HORNY LOVERS WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD FUCK THIS OLD MAN?!" The imp says then all the cars sped away
You grab the Chancla you smack the shit out of the imp Then you shout at him
"Y/N!! Violence is never the way!!" The sheep cherub says
"Meh" you mumbled
"You know you three are so utterly c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!" The lamb cherub says
"OH and you four are so superior to us, just because we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian, capitalist to kill over debt!"
The dumb imp says pointing the obvious that we are superior
"Your making things to real moxxie"
The still ugly ass imp says then he sprayed moxxie with a spray bottle... then we head over to an opera the woman was singing so beautiful " behold the wonder of art and music, something always there to comfort, entertain and live for"
The baby cherub said

Your P.O.V
I listen to the imps
"So how do we make this bad?"
"We can't there is literally nothing bad about opera.., that's fact"
"Unless we ruin it somehow
The imp moves the light making the woman move alot
"She's not very good.."
The old man says
Then she started to move faster
I cringed and backed up I knew something was about to happen the the light fell right on her I gasp in horror "eEk!!!!!" I say
Back to the imps..
"Oh at least we made it bad" and he shrugged
Music was still being played and I shook in horror the other cherubs started to fight the imps I took out an angle axe and went mad trying to kill them after all the chaos the opera was all ruined a manage to shoot I guess blitzo? In the arm the old man still died moxxie said "well well would you look at that did our job for us"
"I didn't do shit so you need to shut your short ass up you up class mother fucker!"
I said then the other panicked I just shrugged the imps look at me surprised "how come your not freaking out? Deep shit"
Blitzø says "I've seen death and then is nothing compared for what I've seen so I'm cool"
The imps look at me in pure shock the cherubs did also we headed home but deerie stopped us "SAW IT COMING" you shouted
"Mmm yeah no sorry cletus but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human I'm afraid you can't reenter heaven yeah no- and you Y/N Tsk Tsk I thought you were better than that-"
"Bitch stfu I know ima go to hell HEY IMPS BRING ME WITH YA" you shouted
"SURE HURRY WE OUT!"
Millie shouted I flew to them
"Les go!"
You guys were out of there

THIS IS MY LONGEST CHAPTER EVER
I hoped you enjoy it <3 see ya peeps
Fwi. This took 4 hours since I had to re- watch the episode and type it in
Word count: 1608 LES GO!