𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 • 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯

Incorrect Quotes & Memes Pt. 2 Because Y'all Liked Them

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Y/n: Rules are made to be broken.
Annabeth: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Percy: Uh, piñatas.
Grayson: Glow sticks.
Thalia: Karate boards.
Grover: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Y/n: Rules.
Annabeth:

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Y/n: Good morning.
Annabeth: Good morning.
Grayson: Good morning.
Thalia: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Percy: *bursts door open* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Grover: Anyone d-
Y/n: Depressed?
Annabeth: Drained?
Grayson: Dumb?
Thalia: Disliked?
Grover: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Percy: I'm an idiot.
Y/n:
Annabeth:
Grayson:
Thalia:
Percy:
Y/n: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Annabeth: Where's Y/n, Grayson, and Grover?
Percy: They're playing hide and seek.
Annabeth: Where?
Percy: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Silena: I actually have a black belt.
Katie: In what, karate?
Silena: No, from Gucci.

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Grayson: I turned out perfectly fine!
Y/n: Grayson, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Grayson: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Will, tending to Y/n's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Y/n: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Grayson: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Annabeth: Alright, what's 30x17?
Grayson: 47
Annabeth: That's not even close.
Grayson: But it was fast.

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Y/n, going over Percy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Percy: Yes
Y/n: Okay... may I know what you create?
Percy: Problems.

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Grayson: WHY. why did you give Philippe a KNIFE?!
Y/n: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Grayson: Now I feel unsafe!
Y/n: I'm sorry.
Y/n: ... would you like a knife?

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Kyle: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Kayla: Nope, absolutely not.
Lee: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Michael: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Austin: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Y/n: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Thalia: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Percy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Annabeth: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Grayson: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Grover: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Y/n:
Y/n: I have emotional scars.

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Sally, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Y/n: Hey.
Grayson: Hi.
Annabeth: Hello.
Nico: Hey!
Sally: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Y/n: We were out of Doritos.

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Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Percy: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Thalia: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Percy, learn to listen.
Percy: What if it bites itself and I die?
Grover: That's voodoo.
Percy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Y/n: That's correlation, not causation.
Percy: What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?
Grayson: That's kinky.
Annabeth: Oh my God.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Percy: Thanks fam!
Thalia: oh no
Grayson: *cries* I love you too
Y/n: Sounds fake but okay
Grover: *A flustered mess*
Rachel: Can I get a refund?

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Annabeth: Time for plan G.
Y/n: Don't you mean plan B?
Annabeth: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Grayson: What about plan D?
Annabeth: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Grover: What about plan E?
Annabeth: I'm hoping not to use it. Percy dies in plan E.
Thalia: I like plan E.

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Grover: Just be yourself.
Percy: 'Be myself'? Grover, I have one day to win Y/n over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Grayson: Couple weeks.
Annabeth: Six months.
Thalia: Jury's still out.
Percy: See, Grover?
Percy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Annabeth: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...