Aries Type One: super aggressive, loud, can fight anyone.
Aries Type Two: cute little sunshines that can kill you with their bare hands.
Taurus Type One: lazy couch potatoes
Taurus Type Two: actually aphrodite the goddess
Gemini Type One: two-faced serial killers
Gemini Type Two: mood-swingy, sad human bean.
Cancer Type One: really overprotective and cries a lot.
Cancer Type Two: really sassy and never cried in their whole life.
Leo Type One: super self-absorbed and obnoxious.
Leo Type Two: a lil insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny.
Virgo Type One: super organised and germaphobe.
Virgo Type Two: "bruh guys have yall seen my bed?"
Libra Type One: social butterfly and hella fashionable
Libra Type Two: netflix hoe
Scorpio Type One: super smegsy and evil emotional wRECK
Scorpio Type Two: funny and sarcastic assholes.
Sagittarius Type One: such travel, much heroin, very wise.
Sagittarius Type Two: personification of the doge meme.
Capricorn Type One: workaholic and conservative republican asshat
Capricorn Type Two: has never done an assignment, ever.
Aquarius Type One: god
Aquarius Type Two: alien
Pisces Type One: crybaby and sensitive.
Pisces Type Two: stoner and never talks about their feels.
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𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐋 ; zodiacs.
Random❪ 🖇: 𓏲୭❛ 🪨 ⿻❜ ❫ 𝟬𝟬𝟭. 𝘽𝙍𝙐𝙏𝘼𝙇 ; 𝙯𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙘𝙨 ❪ ꒰ 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙 ꒱ ❫ zodiac (n.) an imaginary belt of the heavens, extending about 8° on each side of the ecliptic, within which are the apparent paths of the sun, moon, and principal...
