ISTP: people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
INTJ: That's called arson, and those people are the witnesses!
ENTP: Hey guys.
INTJ: and the fire has arrived!
ISTP: I think ENTP was right.
INTP: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say "I told you so."
ISTJ: maybe this time it'll be different.
ENTP: you're right, ISTJ. For once in your life you're 100% right. It's different now. *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says "told you so." On the back.*
INTP: well, that was surprisingly unexpected,
*ENTP being an idiot*
ESTP: why are you doing this?
ENTP: the question is not why, but because.
ESTP: *confused*
ISTJ: you know, INFPs are so innocent it's almost like they're not real
ENTP: not all INFPs are cinnamon rolls, some can be evil you know!
INFP: he's out of line, but he's right.
ESFJ: I haven't eaten anything since eleven! I'm starving!
ENTP: Wow, how old are you now?
ESFJ: no, not years, hours.
ENTP: oh, why didn't you just say so.
*a few months later*
ESFJ: guys, ENTP is in the hospital.
ENFJ: WTF why?
ESFJ: this person came up to him trying to rob him, and ENTP just said "WhAt ArE yOu gOnNa dO??? STAB ME?" And then he got stabbed. It's all the rage right now.
ENFJ: oh, that makes sense, that sounds a lot like him, hope he gets better. Let's hope this makes him slow down and stop being so damn chaotic.
ESFJ: don't you know that he'll never change?
*a year later*
ESFJ: Hey ENTP have a good day!
ENTP: don't tell me what to do!
ESFJ: *visible confusion*
ENTP: someone guess what number I'm thinking of.
ESFP: 420 whatcha Smokin'
ENTP: no, that's really immature of you, someone else guess and please take this seriously.
INTP: is it 69?
ENTP: yeah, it was 69.
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HumorMBTI comedy sketches that I made and wanted to show people. 💕 I got inspired by Frank James, watch his comedy sketches if you haven't😎 I'm an INTP by the way!
