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If there was one thing you hated the most, it had to be people attempting to contact you when you were trying so desperately to sleep.

What time was it again?

3:32 AM

You should be asleep by now, but no – instead, whoever controlled your fate decided to pull a jerk move and force you awake due to your phone going off.

At first, your phone only went off once, signaling that you'd received one text. Normally you ignored things like that, dismissing it as something you could reply to in the morning – however, one text turned into two, and before you knew it, your phone went off at least ten times within the time span of five minutes.

Someone was obviously needing to contact you, and with a groan, you lazily pulled yourself out of your bed and crawled to where you'd left your phone to charge overnight.

Fumbling around in the darkness until your fingers wrapped around the small device, you opened your phone only to flinch once you were hit with the bright light that emitted from the screen. Blinking your eyes furiously in an attempt to regain your vision, you waited until you could actually see before glancing at your phone once again, squinting at the brightness.

10 new messages: Alfred

Alfred (1:16 AM): hey _____, you awake?


Alfred (1:16 AM): seriously _____ if you're awake please reply


Alfred (1:17 AM): arthur's suuuuuper drunk right now man i can't handle this alone I NEED REINFORCEMENTS


Alfred (1:18 AM): OH MY GOD HE'S STARTING TO STRIP


Alfred (1:18 AM): _____ COME QUICK


Alfred (1:18 AM): MATTHEW AND I CAN'T HOLD HIM BACK


Alfred (1:19 AM): dude should I be videotaping this for blackmail??


Alfred (1:19 AM): why did I even ask you that of course I'm going to be videotaping this for blackmail


Alfred (1:20 AM): seriously though can you please come pick him up he's super drunk and won't listen to me or matthew, we're at that bar near your house, yknow the one we went to for artie's birthday last year


Alfred (1:21 AM): DEAR GOD PLEASE COME QUICK HE'S ALREADY TAKEN HIS PANTS OFF AND NOW HE'S IN HIS BOXERS, CODE RED CODE RED S.O.S

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''Jaja,el gilipollas de Arthur se ha emborrachado de nuevo.Ojalá venga el Willyrex y le de bien duro por donde yo me sé.Aunque Vegeta tendría celos,pero me da igual.Jodete Arturo,vete a presentar Ahora Caigo (matenme pls c:) '' (Google translator.Now.Lol)




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